Desperate Tumors

I actually had a couple of laughs.......

And offenses.........

Which couple do I begin with? In addition I do not believe that all drama revolves around me; I'm sure there are other people connected as well.

Mike and Susan. I have one good guess at who Mike could be; I'm keeping it in the DL. I do not know all of the details of the drama or what this particular person is up to, but I see the job in Alaska more of an avoidance than actual "provision." I do need him to be avoidant though. He already knows why. And, I really do not expect him to provide for me.

My next gamble is that I have another Tomcat and it is the least of likely people I would have suspected to want to be my Tomcat. He has hurt me a little, but I've been more comfortable around him than looking at him like he is a predator. I won't deny that the prowing turns me on. I wish I could remember what was said on a particular night that I was hanging around him and his friends. I was so overwhelmed, exhausted, and I think he may have been saying some things about either me or my sister. I don't know. Too much drama and trauma at once. I would give him another chance if he really was interested in me. But, if he seriously wants me to be serious, he needs to be closer and not playing the field.

I can't help but laugh at the entire Paul drama. He rigs it where I put a gun to my head at the end, but don't know I'm doing it. It has two different endings if one doesn't workout: the alternate is a typical denial and saying that "Beth" is really someone else. Either way, the story is not competent at all. It is competent with Susan's anger (even though I still say Susan's stripper story is a tumor), but it isn't a puzzle where I can see the responsible identity. As for Beth, no I'm not a virgin, and I still may not know who Paul is. And if it is the strongest assumption I think, I'm not saying I would or wouldn't. It isn't a situation that I want to toy with. It is something that I instinctively need to stay away from for my own safety.

Lastly, is Bree and her drama story. I'm confused with Bree. A reminder at how much I relate to her's and Sid's world as Bermuda. If it is Sid's girlfriend. Another assumption could be Megan. Arrogant bitches, whoever Bree is, I really don't know but she is arrogant and a L-I-A-R. Liar. The other guy looks like Mick, and he wants his explanation to be that I was hitting on Bree? What a lying coward. He even makes me out to be a man where it is ok to hit a man. What a lying piggish stupid coward. Arrogant corrupt idiots.

With Eva, it is cute comedy. I really don't want negative drama with Eva. I know who's puppy I am, and I'm letting everyone know that Desperate Housewives is a bad influence to nudge me more towards my puppy crush. You guys are going to get me in trouble.

That is all I can think of for now.